thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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