they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
So squirting runs in the family.
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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