How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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