Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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