I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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