Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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