i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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