brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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