Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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