So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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