nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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