She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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