Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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