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• (905): View more from Toronto

  you alive?

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  ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin

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• (347): View more from New York

  Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine

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• (916): View more from California

  Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.

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