White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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