Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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