Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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