i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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