Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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