im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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