it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
