hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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