I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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