the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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