On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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