I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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