I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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