Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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