it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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