i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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