I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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