I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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