after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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