your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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