I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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