do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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