Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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