You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I CAN MOONWALK!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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