his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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