we have officially lost it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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