Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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