How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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