STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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