i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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