it wasn't lemon gatorade
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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