Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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