so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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