It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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