I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
