mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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