Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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