If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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