All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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