did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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