these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
