you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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