Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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